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Isn't It Specific, Don't Ya Think?


I understand that one of the benefits of Upwork is that it offers a large freelance community from which to hire. This makes it more likely that you'll be able to find someone with the exact mix of skills you're searching for. But sometimes the specifics get a little out of hand.

Sure, you want a skilled writer who also has a grasp on SEO and is comfortable writing about technology. That's specific, but those people are out there. But what about this one that I came across? 

"I'm seeking a blog writer, content creator, and creative extraordinaire with a specialization in craft beer." 

Okay, that is quite specific, but there are likely a handful of writers that also have knowledge of the craft beer niche. But wait, there's more...

"More specifically, experience in writing social justice, diversity and inclusion, and advocacy pieces is appreciated."

So, what I hear you saying is that you're looking for a social justice warrior who brews craft beer and is an excellent writer? Yeah, that's kinda specific. And THEN one of the questions applicants have to answer is, "What past project or job have you had that is most like this one and why?"

Oh, right, because there was that other job I had where I was writing about social justice and inclusion in the kombucha brewing niche. I'm basically a social justice activist by day and a brewer by night. Oh, and I'm a writer. Writing, brewing, and social activism—that's me! 

Here's another one.

"Copy writer needed for NYT best-selling author."

Okay, so that implies a certain set of necessary skills. 

"I am looking for someone with a psychology background..." 

Pretty specific now, but I'm sure those people are out there. 

"If you've done stand-up comedy, it will be a plus!"

You guys, I'm not even kidding. 

So, a writer with a degree in psychology who has the comedic chops to perform in front of others? That's who you're looking for? And again, there's the question posed about past jobs you've had that were similar. 

Last year I did a one-woman show about Sigmund Freud. I wrote it myself. Brought the house down.


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