A Proficient Baby

Calling all babies! Well, not all babies, you have to be competent at being a baby. Is that all babies? I'm not sure.

An Upwork post I came across this morning had the title, "A proficient baby/ mom writer needed."

I have to say, the space after the forward slash makes it look like they would be okay with either a proficient baby or a mom writer. And they are looking for an expert here, folks. The budget is $10!

That kind of seems like they are taking advantage of babies. I mean, a mom will know that $10 won't even buy her a pack of diapers, but babies don't know that. Should I report them?

Back to work everyone,

Sadie

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