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"Ghost writing autobiographies"
Wait, you are a ghost writing autobiographies, or you're looking for a ghost to write autobiographies? Those are two completely different things. 

"Needs content for teeth aligned companies"
I am assuming you mean teeth-alignment companies. Or do all of these companies have perfect dental alignment? I didn't think companies had teeth, but I'm no expert.

"Email newsletters, blog posts, and possibly email drip campaign copywriting (in edgy swagger voice)"
In what? Am I supposed to know what "edgy swagger" means? Is that a term a lot of people are using? 

"Responsive Squarespace Website for Infant"
I don't think most babies can read. Or navigate websites. Or sit up. 

"Dog product testor"
Do you want a person to test these products? Or are you searching for dogs? You're much more likely to find them on Pupwork. Oh, never mind, you're looking for a testor, not a tester. Carry on then!

"Copywriter Smokeable Hemp"
We call that marijuana. 

"Markating"
Or maybe editing? I would say you need help with editing.

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