Need a Proofreader to Proofread My Proofreader-Needed Post

This job posting is the perfect example of someone looking for a proofreader but also needing a proofreader to proof the job posting for the proofreader.

"A proof reader needed to correct contents

delivery is to help proofread our content to be sure of no mistake

The freelancer should able to check,correct,delete,rearrange,copy edit,cut and edit

Just setting up to edit a manuscript and to get to amortize over the course of a whole book but not to an article"

Right away let me say that I'm totally on the same page as whoever wrote this entry—you desperately need a proofreader.

Most writers/editors can figure out what someone is at least trying to say even if it's written poorly, but for that last line, I really have no clue. While "amortize" is a word, I'm pretty sure it's not the one they meant to use. And it sounds like the job might include proofing manuscripts and books but not articles? It's hard to say.

The job is being offered at entry-level pay, and in this case, I think that's appropriate. Really you don't need a seasoned editor for this type of writing. Someone just starting out could easily provide a lot of improvement. I mean, anyone who uses a space after a comma could easily provide a lot of improvement.

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